Threat Assessment #1: Stingrays

Gazelle and I spent the better part of our summer swimming in the surf at our favorite local beach. What is the last thing one might want to encounter on a beautiful summer beach day?





Fear mongers.





Yet on many occasions we were warned by random beach-goers of the eminent danger presented by stingrays. Just today, some dudes took it upon themselves to let us know that stingrays are out there. These mongers shortly left the beach due to their overwhelming fear. What aspect of my life are the fear mongers going to inflitrate next? Wait, is there anywhere left?